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This be one of a planned three part film. No Description. Enjoy

THE MASK DANCE

The stupid club recently took a trip to LUMMI LAKE. What terror happened there will be released sometime in the next two weeks. But before that, enjoy this preview...

Found: De Zer Hatten

It really is becoming an amazing thing how many films we find floating around in the muck of the Schedule house basement. Though it's not surprising when you think about how many films we have simply recorded over in the process of making new films. Freerunning club Hoot (6:20) Instructional Video, someday you will be revived.


DONT' FORGET TO WATCH THE BONUS FILM AFTER JOSEF AND THE CREDITS

Too Too Many Tubas

This film was entered in the Seattle Times sponsored 1 minute film contest for the Seattle International Film Festival. It did not win. Gorgolax does not approve of the adjudicators screening room. A pox upon them! Their Reels shall not move for a Fortnight! This Film...it is mine.

A Very Stupid Christmas

Okay in the hay. This be our first film fo shizzle. Much congrats and thanks to Nick Simmons, alway an honorary member of da Stupid CLUB, uh. This feat be starrin Ben Glownies and Riley Adamsons. Shot in 16 by 9 hos fo sho. don't dis da mike cause it be omnipotent in the directionization. Just how tings is...RESPEC'

My Boyfriend is Gay

This ill conceived notion was the brainy act of one Matt McInsloth, erratic member of the StupidClub. It stars a completely existential fugue in a typically stupid production. Ben Glowney, Matt Mcintire, Erica Brunner and Tomas Sadilek. No offense intended.

The Coolest Cult We know

One day a man began to dig in his backyard. He dug and he dug and he dug and then one day the authorities asked what he was doing. The man said he was digging. The authorities said he needed a permit to dig and he would have to cave in his hole. The man said he would do so but first he showed them inside at which they promptly pooped their pants.

Guy Nelson is the Best Guy I know

Guy nelson is a wonderful guy. In fact I voted him best something or other at work the other day just to show the fact that I believe it to be true. Since you all indubitably believe it to be true, too, you should visit his site, gooieduck.com, just to show your appreiciation. He's got webcomics here, he's got webcomics there and someday soon they'll be updated. Hooray! Guy Nelson, the best Guy I know...but seriously folks, I can't stress it enough...gooieduck.com.

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Hello Readers, if you hear me you're delusional. If you're just reading this, it's all good.

I have created yet another web profile from another site. I just found this television channel, Current, that lets you be on tv. No it's not public access, Current takes things you create and waits for people to start viewing it, then if you reach a high enough number of hits, they put on cable television. For those of you with Comcast, that's channel 107. So I invite all Stupidclubbers out there to submit your craziest content to Current, a superior place to be heard. Most importantly, you can see our content there too

Lets see if this works...

Nickels, it's coming to ya!

Lately at the old market, people have been experiencing a frightening change in their shopping plans. Every time a customer leaves the local highbrow food shoppe, Metropolitan Market, they are greeted with a surly green flyer marked with multiples of 20 cents. "What the frigga fragga is this thing," asked shopper Donald Butts. "It says I owe them 40 whippersnappin' cents." Wrong Donald, but soon to be right. If the city council passes a new bill this year, foodgoers will be required by the iron curtain of city law. Both plastic AND paper bags will demand a fee. "That's not even environmental," Manfred Manx, fellow foodalete. "Who is to blame for this travesty of dogooder nonsense?!" It comes as no surprise the culprit is the same responsible for all the recent pothole bunglings.

The Stupid Club has consulted its magic ouija and has found it in its favor to produce an entirely objective account of the plight of the Seattleite. To City Hall!

Raiders of the Lost Art

The Stupid Club is currently searching its computers with trained nanobots. "There must be more films," said juggernaught Ben Glownies, yesterday. "You don't even know how many more there are," said potentate Riley Adamsons. Rumors are of films depicting sitswings, deutsche hats and the Bearenstein Bears on a murdertrain. The nanobots are expected to surface some time in the next two weeks, a rather long ETA partially due to exceptional particulate in the internets. In other news, cats and ferrets are at war again.

I live in a place where people Poop!

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The Draw on McGraw part 1

Two rivals face off on the only battlefield dusty enough to contain their mutual hatred. Featuring Riley Adamsons and Keller Morrisons. Written and Directed by Ben Glownies.

A Draw is a score resulting in no difference between the relative standing of two competing agents; and also other things entirely>|; o

The Stupid Club is currently in production of a great feat of the fine arts. No magician will ever counter such a magnificent masterpiece. Are you watching closely?

Additionally, I was rooting around in our root cellar among old reels and I dug up this cut from an early stupid club production. Beware it is not the complete film; I am still searching for pieces of it, particularly the conclusion to the film. If I remember correctly from when we originally filmed this that there was at least four more hours of footage, including interviews with assistant director John Ford, wild and crazy cast parties and clandestine sex tapes, so sit tight and keep your fingers crossed.

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Manbat supports animal rights to self expression

In a stunning, rare and informal media appearance, The Manbat was photographed at the local peepshow yesterday. Only four small schnauzers were raped in the minor massacre. Fortunately they were on their way to the World's Ugliest dog contest. Manbat was heartily thanked for his assistance in the dog's endeavors.

The Unholy Day part 2

In the thrilling conclusion of The Unholy Day, the Disciples of Gorgolax terrorize an innocent cat show and maybe, just maybe, learn something along the way. Featuring Riley Adamson, Ben Glowney, Matt McIntires, and Shannon Roberts.

Educational Programming

Let it be known the Stupid Club may one day produce children's programming. Beware, or Be a werchild.

The Unholy Day part 1

This is part one of The Stupid Club's proudest creation. Hopefully it fills you with the terrible influence of a thousand little dogs pissing on an electric fence.

DogmaIamgoD

Gorgolax bids welcome to all but heathens, infidels, and dingbats. May your array of transportation options be cursed.

Unmaking the universe, God said to himself "I wonder if the humans ever created anything even I would've enjoyed?" Then he remembered this blog.

A stirring, deep underground, awakens a serpent. But no, this is no ordinary garden snake. It is the beginning of the beast, followed by the bullmoose

THIS IS A TEST.

THIS IS A TEST.

THIS IS A TEST.

THIS IS A TEST.

THIS IS A TEST.

THIS IS A TEST.

THIS IS A TEST.

ARE YOU LISTENING?