Lately at the old market, people have been experiencing a frightening change in their shopping plans. Every time a customer leaves the local highbrow food shoppe, Metropolitan Market, they are greeted with a surly green flyer marked with multiples of 20 cents. "What the frigga fragga is this thing," asked shopper Donald Butts. "It says I owe them 40 whippersnappin' cents." Wrong Donald, but soon to be right. If the city council passes a new bill this year, foodgoers will be required by the iron curtain of city law. Both plastic AND paper bags will demand a fee. "That's not even environmental," Manfred Manx, fellow foodalete. "Who is to blame for this travesty of dogooder nonsense?!" It comes as no surprise the culprit is the same responsible for all the recent pothole bunglings.
The Stupid Club has consulted its magic ouija and has found it in its favor to produce an entirely objective account of the plight of the Seattleite. To City Hall!
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